{"product_id":"digital-product","title":"Code Brown Survivor Coloring Book | Dark Humor Nurse Stress Relief (Digital Download)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes laughter is the only thing between you and a full emotional charting note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCode Brown Survivor is a dark humor coloring book made for nurses, healthcare workers, and anyone who has survived a shift fueled by caffeine, chaos, and questionable staffing ratios.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis printable coloring book blends cute illustrations with painfully relatable humor like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ “Pre Shift Optimism” vs. “Post Shift Reality” \u003cbr\u003e✔ “Powered by caffeine and concern.” \u003cbr\u003e✔ “Charting is my villain origin story.” \u003cbr\u003e✔ “It’s quiet today…” the most cursed phrase in healthcare \u003cbr\u003e✔ “One sip away from a breakdown.” \u003cbr\u003e✔ “World’s Okayest Nurse.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for stress relief, decompression, and laughing at the absolute absurdity of healthcare life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📥 WHAT YOU RECEIVE\u003cbr\u003eThis is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. No physical item will be mailed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will receive:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Both PDF and PNG versions\u003cbr\u003e• 42 total pages including cover, disclaimer, and illustrations \u003cbr\u003e• Standard 8.5 x 11 size for easy home printing\u003cbr\u003e• Black and white designs optimized for coloring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖨️ HOW TO USE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDownload after purchase\u003cbr\u003ePrint at home or through a print shop\u003cbr\u003eGrab markers, pencils, or whatever survived your last shift\u003cbr\u003eColor your way back to sanity\u003cbr\u003ePrint as many times as you’d like for personal use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎯 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Nurse gifts\u003cbr\u003e✔ Coworker gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e✔ Nursing school survival\u003cbr\u003e✔ Burnout recovery care packages\u003cbr\u003e✔ Self-care that actually understands you\u003cbr\u003e✔ Night shift therapy without the copay\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ DISCLAIMER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coloring book is intended for humor and stress relief.\u003cbr\u003eIt is not medical advice, therapy, or a substitute for snacks, sleep, or PTO \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📄 IMPORTANT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Digital product only\u003cbr\u003e• No refunds on downloads\u003cbr\u003e• For personal use only. Not for resale or redistribution.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nurse Megan's Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56402106122406,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/3009\/6294\/files\/il_fullxfull.7804387494_ey5f.webp?v=1776783162","url":"https:\/\/nursemeganscreations.shop\/products\/digital-product","provider":"Nurse Megan's Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}