Code Brown Survivor Coloring Book | Dark Humor Nurse Stress Relief (Digital Download)

Because sometimes laughter is the only thing between you and a full emotional charting note.

Code Brown Survivor is a dark humor coloring book made for nurses, healthcare workers, and anyone who has survived a shift fueled by caffeine, chaos, and questionable staffing ratios.

This printable coloring book blends cute illustrations with painfully relatable humor like:

✔ “Pre Shift Optimism” vs. “Post Shift Reality” 
✔ “Powered by caffeine and concern.” 
✔ “Charting is my villain origin story.” 
✔ “It’s quiet today…” the most cursed phrase in healthcare 
✔ “One sip away from a breakdown.” 
✔ “World’s Okayest Nurse.” 

Designed for stress relief, decompression, and laughing at the absolute absurdity of healthcare life.

📥 WHAT YOU RECEIVE
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. No physical item will be mailed.

You will receive:

• Both PDF and PNG versions
• 42 total pages including cover, disclaimer, and illustrations 
• Standard 8.5 x 11 size for easy home printing
• Black and white designs optimized for coloring

🖨️ HOW TO USE

Download after purchase
Print at home or through a print shop
Grab markers, pencils, or whatever survived your last shift
Color your way back to sanity
Print as many times as you’d like for personal use.

🎯 PERFECT FOR

✔ Nurse gifts
✔ Coworker gag gifts
✔ Nursing school survival
✔ Burnout recovery care packages
✔ Self-care that actually understands you
✔ Night shift therapy without the copay

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

This coloring book is intended for humor and stress relief.
It is not medical advice, therapy, or a substitute for snacks, sleep, or PTO 

📄 IMPORTANT

• Digital product only
• No refunds on downloads
• For personal use only. Not for resale or redistribution.